*BING* "Ladies and gentlemen we will be starting our in-flight dinner service shortly. Some of you may notice a small rise in temperature. This will be on account of us opening the door and holding a chicken outside the aircraft. Freshly cooked meals are a pride here at What Are We Doing Here? Airways"
Founder and Former CEO of VANZ
"You land a million planes safely, then you have one little mid-air and you never hear the end of it." Air Traffic Controller, New York TRACON Westbury, L.I