Selling no longer wanted stuff.....

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I have one bedroom stuffed with £1,000's worth of musical instruments of all sorts: Piano's, Organs, Programmable Synthesizers, Guitars, Brass, Woodwind, Percussion, medieval instruments, etc, etc...
...another bedroom stuffed with various electronic equipment, including Measuring Instruments, Computers, and various vintage Radio Transmitters and Receivers, etc, etc...
Another Bedroom stuffed with various Technical Magazines, Instruction Manuals, etc...
Downstairs is stuffed with Motorcycles, etc...
A garden shed full of Gardening Stuff...etc...
All this stuff needs to be sold for loadsamoney....
...but the thought of having to stay indoors, every day, day after day, waiting for the landline phone to ring, or a knock on the door, prohibits me from advertising it all on E-Bay, Gumtree, and similar Sites, together with the inevitable arguments over price, condition, etc, prohibits from doing so...
The sale of all this stuff would enable me to purchase a nice, shiny, classy, chromium-plated, Cruiser Motorcycle (Harley Davidson?) to end my earthly days on....
...but I just can't be arsed with all the stress involved in the; "selling" process!
I will probably get buried, .......together with all my.... STUFF!...

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Paul.....

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