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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:45 pm
by cowpatz
DELIVER 85 foot custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 state rooms, a state-of-the-art galley, GPS System and radar for navigation, twin supercharged diesel engines, etc.$7,474,793.00

Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream and music dockside for the excited 'soon to be owner' and a small group of his friends - $1500.00

Crane and rigging $2,500.00 an hour.



Replacement for a faulty turnbuckle...$25.00! (Note the owner in the stern of the yacht!)



Watching your 7 million dollar dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by two corporate representatives from the company that built it just prior to 'inking' the final paperwork and handing over a 7 million dollar bankers check = PRICELESS!


PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:01 pm
by Ian Warren
BUGGER! .. guess he afford the fix .. but still BUGGER!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:17 pm
by Splitpin
I wonder where that crane driver is now ? ninja.gif

PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:19 pm
by omitchell
Splitpin wrote:
QUOTE (Splitpin @ Aug 1 2014,6:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I wonder where that crane driver is now ? ninja.gif


Under the boat...

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 3:04 pm
by NZ255
Who's at fault/liable?

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 5:17 pm
by Ian Warren
NZ255 wrote:
QUOTE (NZ255 @ Aug 2 2014,4:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Who's at fault/liable?

JOHN BANKS .. got the boat from mini me Timmy winkyy.gif .. truthfully i no nothing about launching top dollar pleasure craft but it is good ammunition for the BANKS - KEYS - Little KIMMY affair .