It would appear that there is already a number of contenders vying for the NZ 2015 Darwinian award. A award that is rewarded posthumously to those that enhance the human gene pool through their own demise.
The first was a young chap that decided to leap from a 10m light pole into a swimming pool but missed it.
The second was a tourist that somehow managed to recklessly overtake traffic prior to a narrow bridge (down on the westcoast) which he somehow managed to impact, disappearing over the side into the swollen waters.
The third contender decided to redress a neighbour in a camping ground who was playing loud music by cutting through the caravan's power cord with a pair of pliers. Unbelievable but true
This one almost made it
At the moment it seems like every day there is a new contender! Is there something in the water?
Here's an example of a 2013 recipient
The first was a young chap that decided to leap from a 10m light pole into a swimming pool but missed it.
The second was a tourist that somehow managed to recklessly overtake traffic prior to a narrow bridge (down on the westcoast) which he somehow managed to impact, disappearing over the side into the swollen waters.
The third contender decided to redress a neighbour in a camping ground who was playing loud music by cutting through the caravan's power cord with a pair of pliers. Unbelievable but true
This one almost made it
At the moment it seems like every day there is a new contender! Is there something in the water?
Here's an example of a 2013 recipient


They were talking head injuries ... I think that was already a problem even before changing gear 
That is a goodie .. now if only the hydraulics went pop
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