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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 3:01 pm
by Ian Warren
Well least me ... Been many many many years , a brother who was a Nah! - computers rolleyes.gif Finally introduce himself to a computer .... Oh Boy are we in trouble biggrin.gif .... he so good with it, he could not shut it down, doubt we'll see him here but maybe ... . he'll add the Hang Glider department to the theme, that boy can really fly one, and crash em to winkyy.gif

PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 5:01 pm
by NZ255
Get ready to hear about every little problem or achievement he makes. Also don't ask how they fixed the problem!


PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 5:15 pm
by Ian Warren
biggrin.gif Thanks Nick, It was like that last night .. or very early this morning winkyy.gif

PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 5:36 pm
by Splitpin
[quote name='NZ255' post='8367984' date='Jan 16 2015,6:01 PM']Get ready to hear about every little problem or achievement he makes. Also don't ask how they fixed the problem!



laugh.gif well done .

PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 5:47 pm
by toprob
Yeah, the first big condition there is normally represented by me screaming 'read what's on the screen!'

PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:40 pm
by NZ255
toprob wrote:
QUOTE (toprob @ Jan 19 2015,6:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, the first big condition there is normally represented by me screaming 'read what's on the screen!'

It's not working!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:42 am
by towerguy
first thing in teaching them/ telling them them is to act like a cop.....

"Freeze, put your hands in the air and step away from the mouse!!!"

PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:53 am
by Ian Warren
Half way thru a great war movie last night - again .... rolleyes.gif the phone rings .... there was Rick, he let 10 year old Hunter on the machine night previous, after the next night - he could not access his PC .... now I'm going to have wait for 'Green Zone' to be replayed unless I buy a copy off it.

towerguy wrote:
QUOTE (towerguy @ Jan 20 2015,2:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Freeze, put your hands in the air and step away from the mouse!!!"

I really like that laugh.gif .... I should not be laughing ... but laugh.gif its so true laugh.gif

toprob wrote:
QUOTE (toprob @ Jan 19 2015,6:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, the first big condition there is normally represented by me screaming 'read what's on the screen!'

and that !

NZ255 wrote:
QUOTE (NZ255 @ Jan 19 2015,10:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's not working!

and THAT ! rolleyes.gif







Splitpin wrote:
QUOTE (Splitpin @ Jan 19 2015,6:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Get ready to hear about every little problem or achievement he makes. Also don't ask how they fixed the problem!

No wonder I could not sleep last night biggrin.gif

PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:38 am
by steelsporran
Ian Warren wrote:
QUOTE (Ian Warren @ Jan 16 2015,4:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Finally introduce himself to a computer .... Oh Boy are we in trouble biggrin.gif .... he so good with it, he could not shut it down, doubt we'll see him here but maybe ... .


He'll need a password:


Please set a password to register.

cabbage

Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

boiled cabbage

Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

1 boiled cabbage

Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

50soddingboiledcabbages

Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

50SODDINGboiledcabbages

Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

50SoddingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYours, IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessImmediately

Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

NowIAmGettingReallyPissedOff50SoddingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYoursIfYouDontGiveMeA
ccessImmediately



Sorry, that password is already in use !

PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:01 am
by Ian Warren
steelsporran wrote:
QUOTE (steelsporran @ Jan 20 2015,11:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He'll need a password:

STEEL biggrin.gif Superb .. exactly what happened last night laugh.gif

PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:58 am
by toprob
NZ255 wrote:
QUOTE (NZ255 @ Jan 19 2015,10:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's not working!


I cannot count the number of times that my flatmate tried to shut down Word, only to get the 'Do you want to save the changes?' "YES | NO | CANCEL"
And invariably presses 'cancel' (or more likely the 'x'), then complains that it won't close.

That's when I normally scream 'just read what's on the screen, and answer the question! Do you want to save the changes?! Yes or No!!!!'
Oh yeah.

steelsporran wrote:
QUOTE (steelsporran @ Jan 20 2015,11:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He'll need a password:


Ahem...itunes... I'm looking at you...

PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:20 pm
by Ian Warren
I think my phone is broken now ... Really ... I just seems to want to cut off , could I be so lucky, Ricks probable on his way in here to buy me a new one biggrin.gif OH BUGGER!