NZFF

Well least me ... Been many many many years , a brother who was a Nah! - computers Finally introduce himself to a computer .... Oh Boy are we in trouble .... he so good with it, he could not shut it down, doubt we'll see him here but maybe ... . he'll add the Hang Glider department to the theme, that boy can really fly one, and crash em to

Get ready to hear about every little problem or achievement he makes. Also don't ask how they fixed the problem!

Thanks Nick, It was like that last night .. or very early this morning

[quote name='NZ255' post='8367984' date='Jan 16 2015,6:01 PM']Get ready to hear about every little problem or achievement he makes. Also don't ask how they fixed the problem!



well done .

Yeah, the first big condition there is normally represented by me screaming 'read what's on the screen!'

toprob wrote:

QUOTE (toprob @ Jan 19 2015,6:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yeah, the first big condition there is normally represented by me screaming 'read what's on the screen!'

It's not working!

first thing in teaching them/ telling them them is to act like a cop.....

"Freeze, put your hands in the air and step away from the mouse!!!"

Half way thru a great war movie last night - again .... the phone rings .... there was Rick, he let 10 year old Hunter on the machine night previous, after the next night - he could not access his PC .... now I'm going to have wait for 'Green Zone' to be replayed unless I buy a copy off it.

towerguy wrote:

QUOTE (towerguy @ Jan 20 2015,2:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"Freeze, put your hands in the air and step away from the mouse!!!"

I really like that .... I should not be laughing ... but its so true

toprob wrote:

QUOTE (toprob @ Jan 19 2015,6:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yeah, the first big condition there is normally represented by me screaming 'read what's on the screen!'

and that !

NZ255 wrote:

QUOTE (NZ255 @ Jan 19 2015,10:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It's not working!

and THAT !

Splitpin wrote:

QUOTE (Splitpin @ Jan 19 2015,6:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Get ready to hear about every little problem or achievement he makes. Also don't ask how they fixed the problem!

No wonder I could not sleep last night

Ian Warren wrote:

QUOTE (Ian Warren @ Jan 16 2015,4:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Finally introduce himself to a computer .... Oh Boy are we in trouble .... he so good with it, he could not shut it down, doubt we'll see him here but maybe ... .

He'll need a password:


Please set a password to register.

cabbage

Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

boiled cabbage

Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

1 boiled cabbage

Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

50soddingboiledcabbages

Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

50SODDINGboiledcabbages

Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

50SoddingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYours, IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessImmediately

Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

NowIAmGettingReallyPissedOff50SoddingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYoursIfYouDontGiveMeA
ccessImmediately


Sorry, that password is already in use !

steelsporran wrote:

QUOTE (steelsporran @ Jan 20 2015,11:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

He'll need a password:

STEEL Superb .. exactly what happened last night

NZ255 wrote:

QUOTE (NZ255 @ Jan 19 2015,10:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It's not working!

I cannot count the number of times that my flatmate tried to shut down Word, only to get the 'Do you want to save the changes?' "YES | NO | CANCEL"
And invariably presses 'cancel' (or more likely the 'x'), then complains that it won't close.

That's when I normally scream 'just read what's on the screen, and answer the question! Do you want to save the changes?! Yes or No!!!!'
Oh yeah.

steelsporran wrote:

QUOTE (steelsporran @ Jan 20 2015,11:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

He'll need a password:

Ahem...itunes... I'm looking at you...

I think my phone is broken now ... Really ... I just seems to want to cut off , could I be so lucky, Ricks probable on his way in here to buy me a new one OH BUGGER!