Because i was on my way to the airport i had 2 , about 30 minutes apart , thought about a third , but decided no to , and had cheese and crackers instead.
Anyway , picked up from the flight , dropped one off in avonhead and headed toward the city .... and there in the middle of the suburbs (almost a back street) .... the cops , lots of them ...with a big bus/truck.
I was approached by a very young looking fella (dont think he shaved yet) and asked to count to five .... which resulted in his little device beeping , and flashing the word "alcohol" ..... he became very excited, and asked me to pull around the corner and park.
Asked , had i been drinking , i said apparently so officer .... i was advised that i would be breath screened , to which i replied .. "oh ... ive never had a mammogram" ... no response
He produced another thing with a tube on it , and asked me blow into it until he said stop . At which point i refused .... he asked again , and again i refused ... 30 seconds silence , then i asked him to go and get a sealed tube , open it in front of me ... and I'll blow into the bloody thing . He said he opened it as he was walking to the car .... i said .... i don't care ...get a new one , or let me talk to your boss .Ok ... to cut it short , this fella was getting a bit agitated ... so was i , and i explained to him that i wasn't happy putting something that may be contaminated, in my mouth ...easy! So , i set off for the bus (police) .... he told me to stop! By now the sarg in charge arrived half way ... i explained , he understood ... blew the thing ... under the limit ...all done , well .... almost.
Young plod followed me back to the car , asked to see my licence , checked the rego and wof , all good .. and then he said "ive got your number smart arse" ...... that was it , out of the car ... back to the bus, with my witness , find the sarg , ..... anyway , its ongoing .
Down to central in the morning to have a chat .
I know its not much ... and im glad the police are out there doing this (in fact i wish they would do more) ... but i will NOT be spoken to like that , by someone who more than likely wasn't even born when i was 30 something.... perhaps i could have been more clear from the outset ...but he could have asked .
P.S I made sure i got his number as well
.... keep you posted.


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