NZFF

The Brisbane Times raises a smile again
"The plane did several loops above the English Channel to dump fuel before turning back the way it came."

https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/world/ ... 50wgc.html

That would be a sight indeed.
Over here, I cringe when reading some of the articles posted on some of our local and national news feeds....grammar, spelling, and even context ....0 understanding.
Another thing that seems to have evolved among our under forties ...including the prime minister, is the inability to pronounce the BLOODY LETTER "T"!!

It's" matters "...NOT madders, I won't waste any breath on other examples...but there are many.