Recently re-found good old Engrish. Hilarious website, great if you have nothing to do! Here are some examples:

If you can swallow a D Battery, you've got problems anyway..

I'd hate to think what daffodils do.. ( Sticker says Geraniums: Suck my Blood)

Takatoshi know how to satisfy..

Preceded by Mega Fart?

Equal opportunities employer?
Again, hilarious

If you can swallow a D Battery, you've got problems anyway..

I'd hate to think what daffodils do.. ( Sticker says Geraniums: Suck my Blood)

Takatoshi know how to satisfy..

Preceded by Mega Fart?

Equal opportunities employer?
Again, hilarious

