
Posted:
Tue May 13, 2008 9:00 pm
by Charl
...and what's this? A parrot, perched upon the right shoulder!

Posted:
Tue May 13, 2008 11:01 pm
by travnz
His name was Frank, but instead liked to be called....

Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 9:54 am
by Charl
...Polly. 'Twas his maternal grandather's name, they mixed up the sexing, and it stuck.
From then on, it became a tradition...

Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 12:08 pm
by Ian Warren
and the parrot, preferred to be called BOB, was...

Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 4:44 pm
by victor_alpha_charlie
Ian Warren wrote:and the parrot, preferred to be called BOB, was...
...in fact, not a parrot. Although that is what people called him, he was in fact a...

Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 4:55 pm
by Naki
...a disguised chicken...........

Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 5:03 pm
by Ian Warren
and his disguise was the GREAT WHITE WINGED WARRIOR ..... CHICKENMAN ,who started...

Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 5:07 pm
by Njbb1995
...Prancing round the forest singing 'pop goes the wesal' while....

Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 5:53 pm
by ardypilot
…Pigmies on multi-coloured-flying-toothbrushes were planning a brutal assault on the nearby village of...

Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 5:55 pm
by travnz
Hobbits, from Matamata.

Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 6:15 pm
by Charl
FrankPollyBOB, temporarily shedding his CHICKENMAN disguise (as it was extremely hot in there), tiptoed carefully through...

Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 6:26 pm
by victor_alpha_charlie
.. the throng of distraught Crusaders supporters, to the bar. That was when he saw..

Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 6:40 pm
by Njbb1995
...It, the Sacred cup of beer, oh what a site it was. All of a sudden he screamed...

Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 8:03 pm
by victor_alpha_charlie
..."I love Panini!", although he could simply not figure out why. Perhaps it was because...

Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 8:32 pm
by Mattnz
...he was hungry, and had just remembered that he was supposed to be going out to lunch with...

Posted:
Wed May 14, 2008 9:02 pm
by ZK-Brock
James bond at the golf club. However it did not cross his mind that..

Posted:
Thu May 15, 2008 9:00 am
by HardCorePawn
Shazza, his sister's, BFF's, brother's, poker buddy's, cousin's, delivery boy's, auntie's, mother's, bridge partner's long lost niece, would be waitressing at the club that day. Despite the fact it had been many years since "The Incident", he still felt that...

Posted:
Thu May 15, 2008 2:11 pm
by steelsporran
he should apologise for his inappropriate behaviour with the french loaf ...