What have i done !!! now im the subject of a bell curve study

Bazza thinks i have a fetish , AB thinks im into Ken and Barbie , Ian wants to have a serious talk with me .
"if Marty's action figure liked to relax after a hard stretch in the wastelands of Afghanistan by putting on a nice black dress and some high-heeled pumps which showed off his muscular calves, and made him feel pretty"...... thats scary ....

Im thinking of Klinger in M.A.S.H .....
Whats the difference between my 1/6 scale "person simulator" and someone who collects toy soldiers ( war gamers) ?
Rob , the fact you pictured my " figure" in a black dress and pumps .... muscular calves etc , disturbs me a little , a Freudian slip perhaps

.... it would never have entered my mind , bell curve or not.
Anyway men ..... he (it) is not a doll
Rob , which is the Y axis ..... "the y-axis of the bell curve also represents your chances of getting laid." .... love that old Y axis , how am i doing ?