Samsung fail

[Splitpin]

After running over my dearly loved old S4 , i am now a slave to my back up ...a " Galaxy trend" soon to be flushed down the toilet.
I have never had a more useless , dysfunctional , annoying piece of tech in my life .... 100 % shite ... the bloody thing dose what it wants , downloading stuff , blocking calls , failing txt's ...the alarm decides when it wants to wake up , not when i tell it too wake me . God only knows who let this nasty little bastard loose on the public , but they should be shot.

Enough is enough ... i love the samsung stuff ...my tv , washing machine , but this demon is going ... and going soon.
Isn't it sad , that we so bound to this stuff .

[Ian Warren]

NUCLEAR POWER is all I can say NUCLEAR POWER ... just cal me rambling ole 'Fraser' .... NUKE em I say " Were all Doomed DOOMED "

[toprob]

Only Samsung product I have is my monitor, and I always feel that it's watching me... No, wait, I'm watching it...

[Ian Warren]

.. No, wait, I'm watching it...

Were all DOOMED .. DOOMED I SAY !

[Splitpin]

Only Samsung product I have is my monitor, and I always feel that it's watching me... No, wait, I'm watching it...

[Splitpin]

.. No, wait, I'm watching it...

Were all DOOMED .. DOOMED I SAY !

I dont think so Ian ... not yet at least, but its coming , and this nasty little phone is part of it

[emfrat]

.. No, wait, I'm watching it...

Were all DOOMED .. DOOMED I SAY !

I dont think so Ian ... not yet at least, but its coming , and this nasty little phone is part of it

Marty, tether it to a mirror - that should confuse it no end

[Ian Warren]

.. No, wait, I'm watching it...

Were all DOOMED .. DOOMED I SAY !

I dont think so Ian ... not yet at least, but its coming , and this nasty little phone is part of it

Arrr What? Oh aye. So it is. I must have left it in me workshop. Doomed ... Aye Captain Mainwaring , like a nasty Nazi Storm-trooper

[Ian Warren]

Frazer DEATH! THE RUBY WILL BRING YE DEATH! DE-E-ATH!
Marty Did the curse come true?
Frazer: Aye, son, it did. He died… last year; he was 86

[Splitpin]

" good thought Mike .... "

[Splitpin]

Frazer DEATH! THE RUBY WILL BRING YE DEATH! DE-E-ATH!
Marty Did the curse come true?
Frazer: Aye, son, it did. He died… last year; he was 86

Ian ..... time to sleep i think

[Ian Warren]

Aye Me Marty and in the morrow if you don't wake up ... give me a Call and phone call you, I'll ya back to wake. ya Aye .... Doomed I say

[emfrat]

and rooned
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[Ian Warren]

Aye .. we Rooned rooned

[deeknow]

Oh god, dont tell me about Samsung. My wife's old phone just bit the dust so she went into Vodafone and they talked her into buying an S7 .. cha-ching cha-ching !!!!

[Ian Warren]

.. cha-ching cha-ching !!!!

BUGGER ! .... Bugger Me .... don't worry its not only the small things like your hand held communicators .. not a S4 or a S7 .. I beat you guys my prelem SR-71 painting, I broke the printer, not mine the Lintek print shop ... it is worth .. cha-ching cha-ching !!!! .. I joke I'm the trouble maker in the local shop .. Yip! broke that this morning I would like to own one but i'd be seriously worried about the price .. then saying that I would have to live outside .. bloody thing is huge

[Splitpin]

deeknow .... but what a phone , anyway , the demon will gone in the morning .
Sim card out ... two (maybe three) quick smacks with a good hammer , and its over , down to harvey norman for a new one .
Bastard thing , still fighting me as we speak

[Fozzer]

What are these "Mobile Phones" of which you speak?.... ...!

Are they those strange things that I see firmly attached to folks ears.....

....who talk excitedly to them....

...and spend hours tapping them with their fingers...

...and who are totally oblivious to the rest of the world around them?.... ...!

Apparently they are taking the place of my trusty Land Line Telephone, (which I use), so I am told by everyone around me!... ...!

I often wonder how the world existed in the olden-days, before their invention!

I hate the bloody things with a vengeance!.... ....!

Paul.....Peace and tranquillity reigneth in my world!.... ...!

[Ian Warren]

Marty ... its a bloody phone .. a communicator, ... worst thing, Rick said to me Wed's night, you have all this PC gear here .... how is it 'I' don't own one and not knowing how not to work with it.

I said to Rick , you have only owned this only 20 hours and your telling me this and that ... not sure what it is, I tune myself to what I need , a new PC .. NOTHING SAMSUNG THO !

[Ian Warren]

.....Peace and tranquillity reigneth in my world!.... ...!

Least one thing I have taught my brother, and see's it .. the PC is a tool .. a phone .. who's going to call me !