Chairman wrote:Nice, and love the soundtrack, much better than the usual offerings as you say

We were nightseeing out of Ardmore one beautiful clear still night about 11pm and the guy who was flying us called NZAA to see if we could land there in our little c172. Things got kind of funny after that, they cleared him for a such and such arrival and descend to ... and report passing ... Our pilot went bright red and had to tell them that we didn't actually have any charts with us so he couldn't follow the arrival and didn't know where the reporting point was
The guy in the tower paused for long enough to take a deep breath (I'm sure that was just a coincidence) then asked if we could see the airport. Yes we could. There was another coincidentally deep breath sized pause, then the funniest NZAA landing clearance I've ever heard - and you have to imagine it coming in a very weary end-of-shift voice - "Just land ..."
Gary
Hahahahahahaahah that is one of the funniest stories I've heard... hahahaahaha
I had been thinking about the NZAA 'excursion' for a day or 2... so had made sure I had my charts and AIP onboard in case I got some weird clearance...
Thankfully, my was very simple (as I was just overheading)... so I was given "Juliet Bravo Lima, cleared into the zone, one thousand five hundred or below, hold at Mangere Town Centre, Whiskey One Zero Two Six is current"...
approaching the Town Centre and just as I was about to make a call, "Juliet Bravo Lima, continue to hold, complete 1 orbit and I should be able to get you in"...
and then just as I was completing the orbit and about to make a call "Juliet Bravo Lima, cleared to continue overhead the tower and then direct to Ardmore via Karaka, once overhead, descend one thousand feet or below"...
and then just as I was approaching Karaka and about to call clear "Juliet Bravo Lima, switch to Ardmore Traffic One One Eight Decimal One for joining, Goodnight"...
Everytime I was about to make a call, he beat me to it... it was like the guy in the tower was psychic or something!
