For the sake of $25

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Postby cowpatz » Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:45 pm

DELIVER 85 foot custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 state rooms, a state-of-the-art galley, GPS System and radar for navigation, twin supercharged diesel engines, etc.$7,474,793.00

Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream and music dockside for the excited 'soon to be owner' and a small group of his friends - $1500.00

Crane and rigging $2,500.00 an hour.



Replacement for a faulty turnbuckle...$25.00! (Note the owner in the stern of the yacht!)



Watching your 7 million dollar dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by two corporate representatives from the company that built it just prior to 'inking' the final paperwork and handing over a 7 million dollar bankers check = PRICELESS!

Remember the 50-50-90 rule. Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong!

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Postby Ian Warren » Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:01 pm

BUGGER! .. guess he afford the fix .. but still BUGGER!
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Postby Splitpin » Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:17 pm

I wonder where that crane driver is now ? ninja.gif
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Postby omitchell » Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:19 pm

Splitpin wrote:
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I wonder where that crane driver is now ? ninja.gif


Under the boat...
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Postby NZ255 » Sat Aug 02, 2014 3:04 pm

Who's at fault/liable?
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Postby Ian Warren » Sat Aug 02, 2014 5:17 pm

NZ255 wrote:
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Who's at fault/liable?

JOHN BANKS .. got the boat from mini me Timmy winkyy.gif .. truthfully i no nothing about launching top dollar pleasure craft but it is good ammunition for the BANKS - KEYS - Little KIMMY affair .
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