Especially for Ian....

[Fozzer]

....'cos he appreciates good, old-fashioned, English home cooking...>>>



Steak and Kidney Pie with puff pastry. (Ian likes puff pastry).
Boiled Potatoes.
Carrots,
Leeks.
Parsnip.
Mixed Peppers.

...and my famous Gravy, with onions, herbs, and spices (Copyright Worldwide).

Enjoy....

...I did!..... ...!

Paul....Cook Extraordinaire... ...!

[Ian Warren]

YUUUUMMMYYY ! , Now that is one off the 'best' on screen FS photos , who's that 'Jamie bloody Oliver' now !

[Fozzer]

...and later on the same day....

...for a bedtime Supper treat...

Super-Heated Vindaloo Curry!....>>>



Extra virgin olive oil.
Sliced button mushrooms.
Chopped onion.
Crushed garlic.
Chopped Chillies,
Coconut milk.
Vindaloo Curry Sauce.

Long grain rice with wild rice.

Crinkle-cut chips.

Buttered bread roll.

Ice-cold lemonade.

...then bed...

Paul..... ...!

...then ready to start all over again the next day!... ...!

[Ian Warren]

Think we need a separate thread , PAULS COOKING SHOW

[Fozzer]

I do regularly post my fantastic meals on a couple of Flight Sim forums, Ian.

Together with the recipes!

They seem to be quite popular, and make a break from the usual flight sim stuff!... ...!

The Americans quite like them, as a welcome change from the obligatory cheese-burgers and hot dogs!.... ...!
(I also advise them never to utter the words; "awesome", and "cool").... ...!

Paul....Breakfast next, tomorrow morning!.... ...!

[Ian Warren]

New Topic Name .... Paul's Inflight SimFlight Meals .. PISM

[Splitpin]

Not only do you cook well Paul , you photograph it just as well
I dont suppose you have a spare room ....

[Splitpin]

I'll add a bit more .... Paul , you may have become a source of unexpected inspiration. Since my Dad passed away 6 or so months ago , my old mum has all but given up eating proper food.
She says "i cant see the point in cooking for one" ... she is eating , but not the way she did before . I'll show her your pictures and tell he to pull finger.
She's 81 and still writing for radio , and editing new books , i would hate to see her fade through lack of good food.
I can see where shes coming from to a degree .... just worries me a bit , and i cant move back there ... but check in daily.

[Fozzer]

I'll add a bit more .... Paul , you may have become a source of unexpected inspiration. Since my Dad passed away 6 or so months ago , my old mum has all but given up eating proper food.
She says "i cant see the point in cooking for one" ... she is eating , but not the way she did before . I'll show her your pictures and tell he to pull finger.
She's 81 and still writing for radio , and editing new books , i would hate to see her fade through lack of good food.
I can see where shes coming from to a degree .... just worries me a bit , and i cant move back there ... but check in daily.

Marty.... ...!

Since living entirely on my own for the past 40+ years, ( 2 Wives gone/disappeared long, long ago!), I have thoroughly enjoyed shopping for nice things to eat (and drink) and spending hours in my kitchen many times a day..Breakfast, Dinner, Tea, and Supper...and in between...preparing and cooking amazing meals just for myself, and knowing that they are all doing me good, and keeping me happy, fit?, and healthy!

"Cooking" is like an enjoyable hobby for me...loads of fun!

A nice, big, Sunday roast dinner, and a glass of what you fancy, beats sex any day....and is much healthier...trust me...!

Paul....also 81...and Mid-day dinner on its way!.... ...!

....Tell your Mum what I said, Marty....with a big hug!.... ...!

[Splitpin]

Thanks Paul ... I shall , your a good man.

[Ian Warren]

Come on Paul , Whats for dinner tonight , I'm getting hungry

[Fozzer]

Come on Paul , Whats for dinner tonight , I'm getting hungry

Its another one of those Steak and Kidney pies again, Ian....

....(for mid-day Dinner....Dinner-time is always at mid-day in England)....

...with boiled potatoes, loads of different vegetables (good for you) and my famous gravy....

..and copious quantities of California Napa Valley red vino to make me happy!

...then later on its Tea Time...(4-5 PM in England)....

...and Supper before Beddy-bed-time....

Joy!

Paul..... ...!

P.S.....don't forget the different Time Zones for meal-times, NZ Chums... ...!

[omitchell]

What, no chip butty's???

[Fozzer]

What, no chip butty's???

Nope, Owen...

That fits into the; "Obesity" category, like Beefburgers, Deep Fries, and Cream Cakes..... ...!

Paul...."Eat a Carrot a day, to keep the Doctor away".... ...!

[Ian Warren]

What, no chip butty's???

Off it Owen .. Paul is cooking for me

[omitchell]

Nope, Owen...

That fits into the; "Obesity" category, like Beefburgers, Deep Fries, and Cream Cakes..... ...!

Paul...."Eat a Carrot a day, to keep the Doctor away".... ...!

[Ian Warren]

That fits into the; "Obesity" category, like Beefburgers, Deep Fries, and Cream Cakes..... ...!

Paul...."Eat a Carrot a day, to keep the Doctor away".... ...!

Arrr Ha ... CARROTS! , Ob . OBB , well those bigger fellas than me ... Carrots tho .. were is 'Bug' .... Whoops "Bugs Bunny" he was a skinny fella, kept running around going BEEP BEEP!

[Fozzer]

I love my; "Vegetables".... ....

..(as the Bishop said to the Actress)... ....

...including Potatoes, Carrots, Parsnips, Onions. Leeks, Cabbage, etc....

....inter-spaced with the occasional Moo-Cow bits and bobs...

All makes for a satisfied tummy..and a nice afternoon snooze... ....!!

Paul.... ...!

[Ian Warren]

... (as the Bishop said to the Actress).. What is this .as the Bishop said to the Actress. .... what was the Bishop doing .. I miss reading this book .. Its not a Jamie Oliver 30 minute cook show

[Fozzer]

... (as the Bishop said to the Actress).. What is this .as the Bishop said to the Actress. .... what was the Bishop doing .. I miss reading this book .. Its not a Jamie Oliver 30 minute cook show

...as the Actress said to the Bishop!.....>>>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Said_the_a ... the_bishop

Quote:
"Said the actress to the bishop" is an informal (and usually vulgar) exclamation, said for humour in the form of a punch line after an inadvertent double entendre".....
End quote.

A comical phrase that I use a lot in my text!
Swapping it around when necessary!

Paul....A comical Chappie.... ...!