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Postby Ian Warren » Tue Aug 04, 2015 2:24 pm

Boy! :wacko: Vodafone are a real buncha click heads .. try to register to their help desk :rolleyes: .. to register so I have found you have to be required to have a bloody cell phone .. that is pathetic - since I changed over - still with automatic bank payments no issue , its when you get an automated telephone call this morning - pay this 64 bucks now ? .. Obviously they no my telephone number .. or they would not got a call .

Then after least forty minutes later phone on hold , I get a "Oh Jolly blimey Sorrrwe Mr Warren" ... First thing I did say was why did it take so long for customer support .. the answer was .. "Well Mr Warren Vodafone have lost a lot staff ( "Oh Jolly blimey" ) and we are working on this ... THINK they must have quik flick card for excuses . ... oh Jolly blimey .
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Re: VODAFONE

Postby Fozzer » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:28 pm

Oh Jolly Blimey Mister Wawwan!.... :( ....!

Reading that was worth the laugh it gave me, on a wet Tuesday morning!.... :lol: ....!

Jolly Blimey!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

P.S...What's a; "Cell Phone"?..... :wink2: ...!
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Re: VODAFONE

Postby omitchell » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:35 pm

Ian Warren wrote:"Well Mr Warren Vodafone have lost a lot staff


They ain't lost, they quit. Won't be hard to find them again...
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Re: VODAFONE

Postby toprob » Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:16 pm

I was originally with Ihug, bought out by Vodafone, who I had nothing but trouble with, so I went to Telstraclear, who were bought out by Vodafone. I'm kinda stuck with them at the moment, I'm afraid that if I switch again, I'll still end up back with Vodafone... They're kinda like herpes, you can't get rid of them.
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Re: VODAFONE

Postby Ian Warren » Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:31 pm

Fozzer wrote:Oh Jolly Blimey Mister Wawwan!.... :( ....!

We will see .. crikey its not rocket science .. but they still wants ya money .. One thing I really shot them down was there help desk .. SORRY Mister Wawwan! :D .. That was truly it !
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Re: VODAFONE

Postby Ian Warren » Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:42 pm

omitchell wrote:
Ian Warren wrote:"Well Mr Warren Vodafone have lost a lot staff


They ain't lost, they quit. Won't be hard to find them again...

Love the PLEASE send us your thoughts to help us better mode .... were is Arnie :@ when we need him , .... if this keeps up I'll post the transcripts here just for all to get an idea how the big boy respond .. personally I like the service but .. to get the "Oh Jolly .. blimey Phone Staff" 40 minutes later ... that's a loada crock .
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Re: VODAFONE

Postby omitchell » Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:48 pm

Ian Warren wrote:Love the PLEASE send us your thoughts to help us better mode ....


Did that once, got a warning letter in response lol
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Re: VODAFONE

Postby Ian Warren » Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:54 pm

toprob wrote:I was originally with Ihug, bought out by Vodafone, who I had nothing but trouble with, so I went to Telstraclear, who were bought out by Vodafone. I'm kinda stuck with them at the moment, I'm afraid that if I switch again, I'll still end up back with Vodafone... They're kinda like herpes, you can't get rid of them.

Yeah .. Telstraclear ... cool no problems .. soon as those img src=http://nzff.org/images/smilies/censored2.gif 'Vodafone' people took over the bloody company it went shite and service - did not even hit the fan, one off the biggest things was to have a requirement to have a walky bout talky machine ! .... Now That Is Trucking Ridiculous !
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Re: VODAFONE

Postby Ian Warren » Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:00 pm

omitchell wrote:
Ian Warren wrote:Love the PLEASE send us your thoughts to help us better mode ....


Did that once, got a warning letter in response lol

They are their own worst Enemy , a company this size .. don't even believe the telephone staff even no whats going on or to really fix problems and issues , pretty trucking rude !
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Re: VODAFONE

Postby Ian Warren » Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:09 pm

Fozzer wrote:
Jolly Blimey!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

P.S...What's a; "Cell Phone"?..... :wink2: ...!

Just to cheer me up Paul .. its something out off the first series of 'Star Trek' .. a communicator .. a fancy fang dangled thingy
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Re: VODAFONE

Postby omitchell » Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:17 pm

Ian Warren wrote: a fancy fang dangled thingy


And all this time I thought that was Dracula
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Re: VODAFONE

Postby Ian Warren » Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:24 pm

toprob wrote:I'll still end up back with Vodafone... They're kinda like herpes, you can't get rid of them.

Don't no about herpes .. but may get some burp's burpies ... frankly and who the bloody hell is Frank .. I give the customer service 3 out of 10 .. tho I did give a 5 for response , nice thing all my nice caring letters maybe shown here shortly ...

YA ALL KNOW MW ME .. i DON'T MINCE MY WORDS ...... It was all in Ianglish !
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Re: VODAFONE

Postby Ian Warren » Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:28 pm

omitchell wrote:
Ian Warren wrote: a fancy fang dangled thingy


And all this time I thought that was Dracula

Owen .. ya thinking off JAWS ... which I really would not mind , hells me and water don't match .. but to catch a shark get a bigger one !
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Re: VODAFONE

Postby omitchell » Wed Aug 05, 2015 12:14 am

Ian Warren wrote:Owen .. ya thinking off JAWS ... which I really would not mind , hells me and water don't match .. but to catch a shark get a bigger one !


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Re: VODAFONE

Postby Fozzer » Wed Aug 05, 2015 4:17 am

Thanks to Ian, I have been wandering around my house all day long, chuckling to myself, and muttering to myself in my finest Pakistani accent...

"Oh Jolly Blimey, Mister Fosbery!"

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol:.... :lol: ...!
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Re: VODAFONE

Postby Ian Warren » Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:53 am

Owen .. I knew you would come up with something deep ... now we to change the ring tone ... Dar Da ... Dar Da .. Dar Da Da dut dut dut dut :P

Fozzer wrote:Thanks to Ian, I have been wandering around my house all day long, chuckling to myself, and muttering to myself in my finest Pakistani accent...

"Oh Jolly Blimey, Mister Fosbery!"

Pakistani takeaways for din's tonight .. 'Oh Jolly Blimey on ya bike" :D
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Re: VODAFONE

Postby Fozzer » Wed Aug 05, 2015 7:38 am

Ian... :wink2: ....

....Our Pakistani friend has had me in stitches all day long today!... :lol: ...!

Its been a wet, miserable day outside today, but I've had so many jolly blimey laughs inside, it brightened my whole day!..... :clap: ...!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

P.S....A very hot Madras Mushroom Curry, with added Chillies, with fluffy Basmati rice for Supper in a minute!...Joy....

...thank-you Mister Jolly Blimey man!.... :lol: ...!
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Re: VODAFONE

Postby Ian Warren » Wed Aug 05, 2015 7:48 am

Just to tease a little .. the sky here is a clear as ... just need a fishing rod to hook the sun up a little quicker and we are racing .. so to speak (not on bikes tho) .... after all this fang dangled Jolly Blimey stuff .. I hope the bill dose not arrive type in Pakistani ... mind you this side of the world its Philippine'o
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Re: VODAFONE

Postby Fozzer » Wed Aug 05, 2015 7:57 am

Ian Warren wrote:Just to tease a little .. the sky here is a clear as ... just need a fishing rod to hook the sun up a little quicker and we are racing .. so to speak (not on bikes tho) .... after all this fang dangled Jolly Blimey stuff .. I hope the bill dose not arrive type in Pakistani ... mind you this side of the world its Philippine'o


Ah-Ha....

Call Centres:

On our side of the World its the Pakistani version...

...same sort of thing... :wink2: ...!

You can never insult or annoy them, no matter how annoyed you are, or how much you try...

..they will always be unbelievably polite to you...

...just to drive you completely mad!

Paul... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

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Re: VODAFONE

Postby Ian Warren » Wed Aug 05, 2015 8:17 am

Fozzer wrote:You can never insult or annoy them, no matter how annoyed you are, or how much you try...

..they will always be unbelievably polite to you...

...just to drive you completely mad!

Watch on youtube.com

OH JOLLY BLIMEY ! :D ... almost as bad as Ned Flanders
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