One of these would be nice...

[emfrat]

...sitting on the back of my ute
http://www.offgridquest.com/homes-dwell ... le-home-to

[Ian Warren]

I could imagine a town call 'Eggville' and the sister city 'Eggplant' ... people there are simple called eggs and the current foosball team is call the 'Eggheads' and for the colour folk , they are Chocolate eggs , the mentally challenged are scrambled eggs, the ones in hospital are broken eggs and the druggy's are cracked eggs and as for the convicts they go to the eggbox ... the construction workers are hard boiled eggs and council and political types are just egg shell ... nothing in em.