Its a funny old do....
I regularly have highly-coloured pamphlets posted through my letter box showing a variety of Chinese Restaurant fare!
I spend hours sat on my "throne" looking at the various offers, and trying to figure out what it all means.
Chinese food is completely different from that which my dear old Mum fed us in England!
With a variety of descriptions of the various contents of the Chinese meal, I fear that should I take a chance, I would end up with something I didn't like...money wasted!!
The ingredients don't bear any similarity to what we English Folks eat every day for our main meals!
...I cant figure out what half of them are!....

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Indian Curries, I can cope with, mainly consisting with either Chicken or Beef, and a variety of simple, hot spices, to excite the taste buds (and remove the top of my head!)....

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.....whereas "Chines Food" is a complete and utter mystery to me, probably containing stuff that is banned by UNESCO, Animal Welfare, and the Fire Department....

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I watch "Border Patrol" on the TV, at the Australia and New Zealand Airports, and the strange food stuff that the Chinese, etc, attempt to bring into the country in their luggage, leaves me with amazement...
...the sort of stuff that would leave me short of stature, and with poor eyesight!...

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(Good for budding musicians, tho')....

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Its similar to the S/W USA preference for Mexican food. (More funny stuff!)...

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For me; its Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding, together with assorted Vegetables and Bisto Gravy!
Straight forward stuff, prepared and cooked in Heaven (my Kitchen)....

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Paul...Just had a typical English Sunday Roast Dinner!....Food for the Gods!....

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The results of consuming an excess of Chinese, Japanese, Thai, etc, food...>>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39019390