Over here, in Good Queen Brenda land, we switch things; "down" for on, and "up" for off.
After spending 15+ years, every bleedin' day, pretending to fly American designed aircraft, I finding that I am constantly switching appliances OFF, instead of ON, and wondering why things are not working!
After landing my imaginary Cessna 150, and switching everything OFF (down), I find that I am now waiting hours for my electric kettle to boil for a cup of tea after I have put the switch UP for on!
It gets so frustrating!....
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....!I blame the Americans for arranging everything arse-backwards!
(They also make a Pig's ear of our English Language!)...
...!Paul.....
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...!P.S....I love my American Chums dearly...when they are not shooing each other to death!....
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... 'Bud' comes waking out - hair standing on end and fried like a fizzle ... then asks 'Kelly' do you know how to spell off .. She starts 'O' .... pause
.... long seconds later ole 'Bud' looks at her and simply says 'Kelly' why don't you just get a bucket off water , she with a big smile says Ok ..... and off she go's 
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